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texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.
P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.
by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009
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Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
by freddy8289 March 2, 2010
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Texist

A prejudice or discrimination, typically seen in school text books in the US state of Texas, usually affecting topics relating to history or religion.
My kid's schoolbooks are so texist that he's yet to read about Darwin!
by jesus4truth September 29, 2010
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Texting Down Syndrome

Commonly known as TDS, is a term used when you accidentally send a text to a different person who you are having a separate conversation with that is completely irrelevant
(Bill to Amy) "I cant wait to see you again baby!"

(Amy to Bill) "I know, you made me feel so amazing..."

(Bill to JASON) " You were my first you know...."

(Jason to Bill) "What the hell are you talking about???"

(Bill to Jason) "SH*T... sorry Jason. Must be my Texting Down Syndrome again."
by BAwrestler12 July 2, 2011
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Texting out

When one texts to ask out on a day or to be in a relationship rather than asking them out in person.

The act of texting someone of the opposite sex hoping to create a relationship.
Guy1: Hey man are you going to ask that girl out you met the other day.

Guy2: Yeah I am. Im texting out so many girls these days.
by AHA---->Delsie November 30, 2011
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Texting

Somewhere along the lines, humans got lazy. And like everything else, writing has been getting worse and worse since the 1960s or so. These days we are so robotic and so hurried that we have neglected what used to be an art so we can be more efficient. Texting, is the death of writing, video is the death of radio, autotune is the death of talent, and pencreatic cancer is the death of David Bowie. In fact these days I try to use big words like pancreatic, so I don't get lazy. I try to listen to older music (and trust me it's better). Time is not always progress, and texting is proof of that. We went upwards from cave drawings and hieroglyphics to calligraphy, to cursive and regular handwriting, then down to texting. George Orwell was right with his 1984. "New-speak" is more simplified. We even have a list of banished words, slowly killing expression through speech, how's that for a shrinking vocabulary. In short, texting is humanity trying to go extra fast by killing expression and as many letters as possible.
Texting, would never be used in a sentence, at least not a spoken one. No, people would try to shrink it as much as possible, to txtng perhaps. It's 2 goddamn letters yet people will do anything that will reduce the time to get the point across. The Millennium marked the coming of the end of many things, and actual writing was one of them. This is why we should go to school, because if we spent the first 17 years of our life doing nothing but socializing and playing video games, majority of the population would be illiterate. Then the first immigrant that comes from god knows where takes your potential job away. Get off the internet right now and go read a damn book if you know what's good for you.
by Ecclesiastes II January 16, 2019
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bi-tettish

adj.
1. Relating to the bi-tete syndrome that sets in with age.
2. The internal feeling you get when talking to others that they are looking at you as if you have two heads.

Etymology: from Latin "bi" (two) + French "tete" (head)
Man, I felt so extremely bi-tettish talking to that conservative guy. He just doesn't get me.
by catfish January 30, 2005
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