texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN

Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"

by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010

tefting

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

by Gary Mack June 24, 2008

Ticklish Texting

The act of texting under the influence of prescription medicine that makes you a little 'ticklish.'

No, I do not condone drunk texting. Ticklish texting on the other hand..

by Syphilis. August 21, 2011

Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

dry texting

When you text someone you know to be unreachable at that moment - so that they might know that you were thinking of them during that time.

Sarah: I know Jack won't be able to check his messages for another few hours - But I can't stop thinking about him... I'm going to dry text him
Laura: That is so sweet Sarah, maybe he won't think you're insane
Sarah: Dry texting is romantic not insane
Laura: Dry texting is totally creepy, like watching someone sleep
Sarah: Nah-ah
Laura: ah-ha

by Geritu July 20, 2016

Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

dry texting

nick garcia

i wanted to talk to nick but he was dry texting

by kyky sofa July 10, 2020