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tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.
by Barnie August 1, 2006
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teahouse

asian "gentleman's" club.

a pseudo japo badabing.
Yo let's go to the teahouse on wednesday!
by Lord Forrest February 28, 2006
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Tech

When one creates a ridiculous riff in a song

usually making no musical sense and just pure math metal
Its too Tech
by sam moon February 22, 2009
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tchotchke

Piece of crap that people at trade shows fight over, mostly pens and coffee mugs.
The last trade show I went to had the same old tchotchkes on every table.
by Zippy the Pinhead June 26, 2003
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tech metal

A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.

It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.
Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.
by Beeth June 11, 2006
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Tech

Michigan Technological University
Located in the far northern peninsula called the Keweenaw in Michigan, the school produces amazing engineers, business professionals, technicians, scientists and forestry students. The school gets so much snow they have a gigantic snow statue carnival every year, called: Winter Carnival
I went to Tech. There are no women at Tech. There are no attractive men at Tech. Tech drinks.
by Hybrid_131 January 3, 2009
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High Tech High Media Arts

HTHMA is a public high school residing in the school district of San Diego, California. The students attending this school contain above average academic skills and succeed at life overall. These skills contained by these students lead to a successful after-school life for these children. 100% of these students end up acquiring masters degrees in ass-kicking. Other High Tech High Schools (such as HTH and HTHI) end up with less successful students, forcing the people attending those schools to be jealous. They often try to poke fun at HTHMA, but this is due to an outrageous amount of jealousy striking even the staff at other HTH schools. In the end, HTHMA is the school that produces the overall most kick-ass students in the world.
HTHMA Student: Hey! I just got into High Tech High Media Arts

HTHI Student: Wow, I wish I was you, then I could be

successful at life... I got into HTHI

HTHMA Student: Awww... Im so sorry
by LoveDoctor69 October 26, 2011
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