technifuckingcality

The combination of the words "fucking" and "technicality".

It is a technifuckingcality that you won the game.

I learned it by the technifuckingcality.

by LingDanc803 June 1, 2023

Technical Blackout

You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.

I’m watching TV but now I see darkness, I think I’m having Technical Blackout

by Director Mylob44 August 6, 2023

technickel difficulties

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.

Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.

by QuacksO July 30, 2024

Technical Foul

When you break Whitey Duvall's house rules.

If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)

Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

techier men

Best man for uh girl child
Best wood/prick....
Reall killerz

Techier men is horner men

by Kmandoitdbest November 21, 2023

Technel

A word used to insult tech bros, which is meant to poke fun at them for their often pretentious nature and how they will often suck the nipples of Elon musk. A technel is someone who is easily suckered into buying gimmicky gadgets just so they can drone on and on to people who couldn't care less about the specs of it. Often times the technel will wonder why nobody invites them to parties and why women don't call back after the first date.

Technel: "My cyber truck has 200 kwh of charge and goes from 0-60 in .2 seconds! It even comes with a tent option for a measly 3k extra! bet you're so jealous!"

Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024

technicologicogly

when technology turns into a adverb you get technicologicogly which might sound really weird but it is a very useful word that can be used in a lot of scenarios

"he hacked the phone very technicologicogly."

by jimmycool16 July 8, 2024