taint liquor

Phrased coined in blooper real of Scary Movie 4. A beverage made of feces.

Who wants some taint liquor?

by Vernal August 27, 2006

turkish taint

The area on the body of a Turkish individual that is located between the pussy and the asshole.

Kerem tried to have me lick his Turkish Taint, but I refused because I didn't want to get an STD.

by Borkster September 14, 2008

tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.

I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.

by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006

taint stab

to take one's thumb and stab another player's taint while playing basketball if the other player tries to post up on you.

Hasheem Thabeet was trying to post up on me he other night, so i gave him a brutal taint stab to get him off me. He proceeded to scream in pain.

by Master Cornhole Blaster March 27, 2009

tainted

a lineage2 character played by Nick from Montana, usually refers to one that begs for money

Damn dude quit being a tainted.

by Deeznuts Bitch February 23, 2004

taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

Taint Brush

A male or female tongue. The word is generally used to describe a tongue when it is used during oral sex.

She used her taint brush on my ass when she was giving me sloppy head.

by CGJohnMack December 28, 2005