by Tv ass slaya February 10, 2019
Get the tv assmug. She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
Get the flat screen tvmug. 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!
It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
by Member Berry December 17, 2024
Get the Corncob TVmug. by m.charge February 15, 2022
Get the Entertainment TVmug. by Deebees May 26, 2013
Get the OCD tvmug. I know ur gay and probably in the closet so here are some gay shows and movies .
Love Simon- u can watch it on Amazon prime
Love victor- Hulu
Handsome devil- Hulu
Just Charlie- it’s mtf trans but very good- Hulu
She ra- representation but still there ya know- Netflix
Love Simon- u can watch it on Amazon prime
Love victor- Hulu
Handsome devil- Hulu
Just Charlie- it’s mtf trans but very good- Hulu
She ra- representation but still there ya know- Netflix
by Greedygremlingreens February 7, 2021
Get the Awesome gay movies or tv showsmug.