Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

no turbo

When a sensitive man compliments another man as to not be misconstrued as gay

That's an awesome shirt Brad!! No Turbo

by SGilbert May 6, 2018

Turbo Divvy

A next level Chav

‘See my right, swear down. No word of a lie I’m a proper fucking Turbo Divvy me like! Straiiiights!

by Triple Double Dipper October 1, 2021

Going Turbo

When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.

Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?

Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha

by Levin9595 March 25, 2021

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

Turbo Spacka Bitch (TSB)

A Turbo spacka bitch goes beyond that of a ordinary spacka bitch. Turbo fuelled with alcohol.

Sexually retarded, peculiarly deformed. A TSB is just a bitch bully in a skirt.

Andrew said Trudie slapped his leg said he smells, fat and lives in dungeon so he called her a turbo spacka bitch (TSB)

by Cum Dumps October 6, 2019

Turbo Mode

A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.

Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.

Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!

Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch

10 seconds later

Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.

Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!

by Cazaam October 22, 2014