Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium

by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021

arsehole on toast

usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.

arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.

by nipstock December 21, 2009

haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022

Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"

by drowning.silence April 6, 2015

Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

Tom toasted

Is when you are highly intoxicated

Dude I'm so tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016