google intelligence

When a person relies on google as their complete resource for everything. Someone of usually no intelligence can pretend they know things just by using google.

Chris is only limited to google intelligence, he doesn't really know much about anything.

by Martin G January 22, 2006

google feud

A way to feel like an idiot and lose your faith in humanity at the same time

hint: "gay" is almost always the top answer

lets play google feud! ... WTF? "Abortion is gay" is an answer?

by Sntcringe April 12, 2017

Google Wank

Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!

I had a google wank over www.d0nkeypr0n.com today

by Kingy January 20, 2004

google stalk

search for facts/information about someone by looking up their name, address and any other known facts on google

I spent all day google stalking our new neighbours - the one downstairs runs a record company from home

by pop-pom December 7, 2006

Google Amnesia

When you go to do a google search on something, but forget what you were going to search for at the last minute.

I was going to buy my freind a gift online, but I got google amnesia and now I am staring at the screen awkwardly

by fighter2650 October 12, 2011

google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.

Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"

by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011

Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)

He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.

by Virtual Agency September 10, 2005