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Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.
Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.
by C Mathers July 26, 2008
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Skankie Cow

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.
Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?
by wilson68852 October 24, 2010
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cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)
"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."
by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016
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side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind
There is Becky and her side cow
by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017
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Space Cow

A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.
Damnit Space Cow! i knew you were hungry but did you have to eat ALL the food?!
by wizzle bizzle September 8, 2006
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cow fries

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.

aka rocky mountain oysters
mmm! the cow fries are chewy!
by jackieC January 26, 2004
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