by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009

by Cheese Nutella June 19, 2017

by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016

by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017

A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.
by wizzle bizzle September 8, 2006

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.
aka rocky mountain oysters
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.
aka rocky mountain oysters
by jackieC January 26, 2004
