The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
Get the Long Cowmug. An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.
by C Mathers July 26, 2008
Get the fart cowmug. A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.
by wilson68852 October 24, 2010
Get the Skankie Cowmug. by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016
Get the cow tiddymug. by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017
Get the side cowmug. A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.
by wizzle bizzle September 8, 2006
Get the Space Cowmug. the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.
aka rocky mountain oysters
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.
aka rocky mountain oysters
by jackieC January 26, 2004
Get the cow friesmug.