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Times Square

When a male squats over his sleeping partner with a flashlight shining on his balls. He then tickles her face until her eyes open. When they do he starts counting down like NYE on New Years while lowering his balls closer to her face. When his balls land on her face he screams "Happy New Year!"
I was feeling festive last night and gave Karen a Times Square while she was sleeping.
by Bworum November 14, 2011
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Tidus

1.)Meg Ryan-lookalike main character of FF X, who, despite being flat-chested, is one hot chick. Wha? You mean THAT is a guy?

2.)"Sun" in Japanese(Okinawan dialect?).
That Tidus is one hot girl.
...Dude, Tidus is a guy...
by Holy Dragon Sword May 12, 2004
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tough times

When somebody wants something, and they don't get what they want.
Jennifer: Aw, man. I don't got any pencils.
Peter: Tough Times
by Peter Mastrodonato December 29, 2007
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Red Tide

Red tide is a communist plot that produces potent neurotoxins in the Gulf of Mexico area. Irritations of the eyes, nose, throat, tingling lips and tongue are common symptoms that often occur during red tides, along with massive fish and marine life death.
"Stay indoors! Those damn Ruskies hit us with the Red Tide again."
by Jeanine May 13, 2005
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Ties

Very nice person, the perfect husband and has a good caracter..
Oh my God! He's a real Ties!
by Slo July 16, 2008
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Tidus

A little prick who co- founded www.excellenceclan.com only to destroy it in a bitter battle for the domain and game server when he was threatened to be kicked out. tidus is not really his real name but his favoriet character from FF-X who he is obsesed with, obsesed enough to spike his greasy ass hair and order a costume stright from japan. tidus's qualities include a hidden sense of immaturity, euphoria in abusing admin privlages, a habbit of repeating subjects in a long worthless speach with no real facts that somehow turns out to be very convincing. never by any means trust a person named tidus on the internet. tidus also goes by tide, danlow and of corse his real name "dan brownlow". never by any circumstance trust a tidus as they are worthless condesending litte basterd who puke missery of thier everyday life on you and make you feel sad for them. oh yea and they also fuck up clans and stuff.
Medic- hay tidus why did you spike your nasty greasy hair to look like that asshole from FF-X and scratch your flaky head dumping tons of dandruff on your dads desk so you could write your name in it?
Tidus- i dont know medic i just was sad and stuff so i felt like it.
Medic- ...
Tidus- dude look at me im so cool i know all the computer stuff. just look at all my worthless post about how i never made a computer in my life and i act like i im into the hard stuff.
Medic- WTF happend to you tidus you used to be cool? now your a worthless cisco grad student bum who could be networking but decides to sit on his ass and act like im boss of this clan when you dont even pay for it or run it.
Tidus- ohh yea umm.... your out you little fuck dont dis tidus im cool you understand. its cool to spend the last tidbit of my money on a costume from japan then marry some gypsy black chick that sees dead ppl for a living. that will pay for my lazy life of boozing and pissing my dad off.
Medic- ...
by Beasly November 9, 2008
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Roll Tide

The evidently mandatory utterance upon teabagging unsuspecting incapacitated opposing fans.
"Go for it Billy Bob! Teabag him real good, Roll Tide!"
by clergyurge1 February 8, 2012
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