towel thing

A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.

Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?

by ShakeSicle January 1, 2009

do the damn thang

Do what you gotta do- and do it well.

"Shit, we out on the streets, just doin the damn thang, ya know..."

by jackie-o December 10, 2002

Swirly Thing

The way I do the swirly thing on my girl is to suck (gently) on her clitoral area(hood and all but not down into her pussy lips) with my lips and use my tongue all over that area, you'll know when your tongue has found her clitoris, flick your tongue up, down, left, right, swirl it, whatever. she'll come in under 3 mins every time. Oh, just another tip, all this attention on her clit still leaves plenty of room for you to slide a finger in her pussy and do the come hither motion to hit her G-spot, plus using your middle finger to lightly rub her anus at the same time will cause her to have an orgasm so hard she'll be weak in the knees for a bit afterwards.

My boyfriend went down on me last night and did the swirly thing. It made me cum so hard, I nearly squirted his face.

by not my bag baby November 7, 2012

Doin Thangs

The name of rapper Big Bear's debut (and only) album. The cover features Big Bear with his grizzly bear homies, drinking honey and smoking cigars, with two bear body guards behind him. The album itself sucks but the art is very memorable.

Big Bear's "Doin Thangs" is the rap album of 1998.

by DoinThangs December 19, 2008

Thongs

Retro Definition: Rubber, slip-on sandals (a.k.a. 'flip-flops' or 'jap-flaps'), usually worn for water activities. This definition has been provided as a Public Service Announcement.

As a kid, I remember when my whole family would put on our thongs and head down to the beach. We'd usually take off our thongs before going in the water.

by Ben Dover Franken September 11, 2009

Thonggina

When a person, typically a female, wears their thong backwards, creating a wedgie in their cooch. Most commonly found on the most ratchet females around. Always spelled with two G's.

"Dude did you hear about Becky?"
"What happened?"
"Her thonggina was so deep she had to go to the hospital."
"Classic Becky..."

by Earl O. Lemongrab October 10, 2012

Angus thongs and perfect snogging

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th

"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"

by Gerty3 December 6, 2016