squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

french third base

A term used for doing anal sex with your partner

"Did you shag her last night"
"Yeah, we went to French third base"

by myasssparkles April 5, 2017

twenty-third base

when your music teacher makes the class play with boom-whackers and the moment she leaves it turns into a musical lightsaber orgy

Guy 1: dude me and my friends got to twenty-third base today
Guy 2: yeah I saw james walk out with c minor in his ass

by squashmyheadbetweenthosethighs September 4, 2023

Third world crouch

A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.

How did you enjoy your trip to China?

Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.

by ohhman327 March 11, 2011

third party vibe

when two people are vibing and the third person automatically vibes with them based on vibes

"i wanna third party vibe with you guys! i love your energy."

by s4gan June 26, 2021

A Third-Word Country

= a place where even the wealthy suffer, and only every third word is intelligible during a zoom call.

The Coronavirus does not discriminate between socio-economic strata, leveling all of Humanity; so when a grey rectangle appears on our screens--YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION HAS BECOME UNSTABLE-- we can barely make out every third word, combined with TERRIBLE distortion, during our only tenuous links to the outside world-- our Zoom} calls-- & we are all, thus, living in "A Third-Word Country!"

by z'mirote May 16, 2020

Third Day Syndrome

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.

Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!

by YAWA September 8, 2022