by Chris D. Hansen July 26, 2018

by furwormer March 1, 2011

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.
by Pwankerson December 31, 2021

by wormdorm?? May 10, 2010

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.
by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006
