While frantically driving around in a vehicle with a partner and in need of a spot to engage in sexual activity with no options, decide to park somewhere to get the job done in desperate, horny situations.
Jim : Dude did you get it in at your place last night?
Ron : No man my mom was home and with no other places we went behind the church to park and pork.
Ron : No man my mom was home and with no other places we went behind the church to park and pork.
by tbreezy123 February 21, 2011
Get the Park and Porkmug. the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.
Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.
In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.
One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.
Ass park is a great place.
Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.
In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.
One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.
Ass park is a great place.
by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005
Get the ass parkmug. 1.A big empty basin in Colorado with nothing for miles around.
2. A show on Comedy Central created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone which shows a awesome town there instead.
2. A show on Comedy Central created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone which shows a awesome town there instead.
by southparkguy April 19, 2006
Get the south parkmug. by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004
Get the Grace Parkmug. You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...
Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...
by L.F. Alives May 7, 2005
Get the Jurassic Parkmug. The best TV show ever made.
Anyone who doesn't like South Park either
1. Hasn't watched it
or
2. Is a complete and utter retard fag
Anyone who doesn't like South Park either
1. Hasn't watched it
or
2. Is a complete and utter retard fag
Cartmen:*To Stan* Maybe we can't find heaven because someone is a J-O-O
Kyle: GODDAMNIT CARTMEN!
South Park > Simpsons
Kyle: GODDAMNIT CARTMEN!
South Park > Simpsons
by RespectMaAuthoritah August 3, 2006
Get the South Parkmug. A town that's overly populated but there is absolutely NOTHING to do there. Want to sit on your ass all day? GO TO CLIFFSIDE PARK!
by cliffsideparkresident January 23, 2011
Get the Cliffside Parkmug.