Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.

Girl 1: I want Christian to be my bf
Girl 2: No he's mine and I'm marrying him

by NG1234 December 12, 2018

Christian

The.👏Best.👏Boyfriend.👏He is always there for you and tries his very best to make sure you’re happy. He is the perfect combination of weird, fun, handsome, loving, and caring. If you are upset or sad he wants to know what’s wrong and what he can do to help you. He is also a great kisser😘. He is so perfect it should be illegal😩. If you get a Christian, don’t lose him!

*Girl 1* Christian has all these girls after him and he chose HER!😡
*Girl 2* IKR it’s so unfair she isn’t even that pretty😤

by Someone ananomous December 26, 2018

Christian

A small guy, funny and handsome. A ladies man. Has a big personality and an even bigger heart. Loves dogs and animals. Is your average boy, gets bullied but takes no shit from anyone. A great friend who will care for you, annoy and makes you laugh. A guy you need in your life or just a friend. Likes Music, especially Panic! at the disco and Paul Kelly. A loveable guy, someone you need to meet once in your life.

Mom:
"Christian go clean your room!"
Christian:
Mehh... Later, watchin some movie

by Octodad87 June 16, 2018

Christian

Known to be a buzzkill to any situation he thinks isn't considered "good" in his eyes. Basically 99% of the female population is considered to be a slut in his eyes. He does not like it when things don't go his way or when his friends or family do something that he considers "disrespectful". He thinks that he is top shit and that he can do nothing wrong. No one really likes him and he likes giving people bad reputations. Many people also think that he's gay.

"Dude whats the name of that kid over there, he's so annoying"
"His name is Christian, the living definition of a buzzkill."

by yeetmyass69 July 5, 2019

Christian

Someone who pushes their God-like beliefs on you when you do something they dont like

Bob told me I'll go to hell if eat this shoe he must be Christian

by Skye11111111 November 11, 2019

Christian

A man who is caring and funny but also won’t tell you shit. He has two funny grandmas and can become friends with anyone he meets. He doesn’t show how he’s truly feeling sometimes and goes through some harsh shit but will still make it. He likes a girl who knows who he likes him but still end up friends because you realize her ex bf is her best friend.

“I don’t wanna talk to anyone”
Then talks to Christian about what happened

by MynameisChristian March 20, 2019

Christian

Christian is the best mate you'll ever have.He makes people laugh at dumb things and he is a legend. He sometimes gets a wee but angry at you but then fixes it instantly by making s dumb joke.

Woah. What a geniune lad. He must be a Christian

by Theshortranga April 14, 2019