Bermuda Biscuit

The Bermuda Biscuit is a rite of initiation where a minimum of 5 men gather around a woman who is known to have a physically huge vagina opening. An referee signals the beginning of the rite and the five men proceed to masturbate in an effort to ejaculate onto the general area of the woman's vagina. (Depending on how huge the vagina is, this shouldn't be difficult) The last man to finish is then required to "eat out" the woman's vagina - the goal of which is to bring sexual pleasure to the woman. In the process the losing male is subjected to a face full of semen in addition to the daunting task of navigating a huge vagina with his lips and tongue.

"In order to enter our fraternity you must successfully pass through the Bermuda Biscuit."

by Cinderonne February 6, 2012

Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.

Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.

by Seattle Evil Dave August 25, 2009

You biscuit

South African slag originating from the south side of Johannesburg. Term of endearment which is usually used to compliment someone or something or show happiness towards a favourable result.

“You were able to get me tickets to the event! Thanks! You Biscuit!”

by Bulla 7 November 17, 2020

Bad biscuit

A bad biscuit is considered to be a bad bitch, or a bad biscuit. Michael if you see this, you are a bad biscuit love you bubby!!

“Be a part of the bad biscuit club”

“You are a bad biscuit”

“We are bad biscuits”

by bodakbiscuit April 26, 2019

Thunder Biscuit

A Thunder Biscuit is a fart let out with such a force that it causes your buttcheeks to clap with a thunderous noise while simultaneously causing you to involuntarily deficate yourself releasing a sewage like gas into the air causing the surrounding area to become uninhabitable momentarily due to its longer than usual hang time.

Robert let out one of the nastiest thunder biscuits have ever smelt.

by Thunder Biscuit September 30, 2016

poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.

Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?

by Brantman February 7, 2018

Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.

Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities

by Willlllg May 28, 2019