fall asleep at the beach on a sunny day for like 7 hours....by that point you should be sporting a neon tan.
by Brett Davis August 20, 2007
Get the neon tanmug. "oh no, that girl just spray tanned me!?" "No dude, it's ok, just hope she didn't have carrots cuz then it will be orange."
by Jmuscle January 4, 2010
Get the spray tanmug. To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.
by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008
Get the Farmer's Tanmug. A name for someone who is close to you. He or she however is just a typical someone not exceptionally fun to be with.
by heyyaww June 9, 2009
Get the Ah Tanmug. 1. A snack food which includes 1 Strawberry Nutri-Grain Bar, 6 Cashews placed firmy into the nutri-grain, 4 Triscuits coated with peanutbutter (2 on each side peanutbutter facing the Nutri-grain bar).
2. A Native American's junk n' stuff
2. A Native American's junk n' stuff
by bngould291 October 9, 2008
Get the Tan Sandwichmug. by blackandblack June 22, 2011
Get the skin tanmug. Similar to a truckers tan on one forearm only, A Millennial Tan is defined by a rectangular paleness on one side of the face. The visible pale shape caused by non-stop cell phone use while stranded on a beach, Jet Ski, boat, family outing, or ski slope. In rare cases having locked yourself outside your parents house during daytime hours while braving situations that then forced sun exposure to ones face while foraging for slushies and dried up pizza sticks found only at QuickyMarts. In those cases, Millennials are advised to move quickly while taking calls as their pasty skin can unpale quickly after no exposure to the sun for weeks. Doctors are currently awaiting FDA approval for promising treatment options that use special tanning booths to project UV patterns of popular device brands that can restore color to the spot where the phone became stuck to until it's battery exhausted. For now though a home remedy is available by tracing the case of your phone over the sleeve that your Hot Pocket came in, cut out the marked area with safety scissors (remember not to run or put them in your mouth ever), next locate any spray paint can which best matches your skin color and aligns the stencil against the visible pale area on your cheek. A few spray blasts should get you back online and dating again unless you were actually seeking real sex, in which case we suggest staying indoors for two weeks to allow rest of the face to return to it's original paleness.
Damn boy look at that Millennial Tan line you be sporting now, What ya just get the new Galaxy Note 7? Grow some sideburns Chief Fail face if your gonna be packing that Phablet around during daytime hours fool.
by Tydog July 23, 2019
Get the Millennial Tanmug.