Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

swinging london

The late 60’s in London produced a colorful youth scene- The Rolling Stones, Hendrix, and the Beatles rules. Twiggy was taking off.

Bright clothing shops lined the streets as well a groupies and pot smoke.

“How I miss Swinging London.”

by Ains.ya March 14, 2021

Swinging

When grown men kiss the dope mans ass. They are always agreeing with anything he says. Always spying for him. Always being his golfer. Always laughing at his not funny jokes or rude cut downs.

He is always swinging on the dope man's dick just to get to his sack.

by Ninashroom February 8, 2022

Jeterian Swing

Ground Into Double Play

Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2024

Finger Swing

When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.

Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!

by Xxextentioncord May 30, 2020

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014