Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.

"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"

by Shair October 3, 2022

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

Stone In the Surf

This is the term given to the people who dont continue the wave at a hockey game, concert etc.

Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.

"So me and Bob were at the game, and our friend Todd Peppers decided it would be funny to be a Stone In the Surf and consequently destroyed the wave we had going on"

by Not Todd Peppers February 28, 2009

Pebble cliff surfing

Pebble cliff surfing is a sport which consists of a cliff covered in pebbles and a wreaked pair of trainers. you simply stay mounted on your feet in a squating posision and glide down the cliff. this sport is used to mainly give an adreniline boost. it was first dicoverd when ross gregory was climbing a steap pebbley cliff in seaton and when he got to the to he slipped and glidded down the cliff at a considerible speed aquiring a sudden rush of adreniline, the sport was then persuied by many of his family and friends its now known as a national sport and competitions are held around the world.

George flew as if he was pebble cliff surfing.

by cliffsurfinggeeza December 6, 2011

surfbort

Verb. The action of riding a male member with specific voracity.

Damn girl! You rode him like a surfbort!

by The Male Inquisitor February 14, 2014

surfice

surf·iced, surf·icing, surf·ices

Useage limited to those combining coolness and intelligence.

Definition(s):
To more than meet present needs or requirements; far more than merely sufficient,: These rations will suffice until next week, but the Lembas bread will surfice!
To be far more than equal to a specified task; not just capable but extremely competent: No words will besuffice to convey my grief, but I have an interpretive dance that should prove surficient.

Six inches are sufficient, but ten are surficient. Expressing affection with a hug will suffice. Blowjobs surfice!

"Janet thought her ninja boyfriend would suffice, but then One Eyed Jack taught her all about pirate lovin'. And only pirate lovin' will surfice."

by Entropos November 11, 2004

surf the pink beach

1. when a female plays with her own clitoris.
2. stimulation of the pussy with one's hands.

1.Dandy was such a faggot, michelle had no choice but to use her own two hands and surf the pink beach.
2. Damn I'm horney, said shamiqua, I need to go the bathroom and surf my pink beach

by jimmy jam February 13, 2005