Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.

"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Superb owl

A discreet way of letting the boys know that it is going to be a gay orgy fuckfest. It is used to camouflage to the boys' wives/girlfriends that it is just "super bowl" misspelled. But really is for the homies to get their asses ready for the craziest anal party of the year.

Boyfriend: babe I'm going to the super bowl party with the boys.
Girlfriend: let me see your phone, I don't trust you.
*hands over phone*
Girlfriend: you misspelled super bowl. *rolls eyes* alright go have fun or whatever.
Boyfriend texting the boys: guys in for this year's superb owl ;)

by gewbsandshlabs February 3, 2021

Superb Owl

"Superb Owl Is the spelling used by sports bars and restaurants to advertise for the Super Bowl without fear of being sued by NFL,

I was gonna advertise for the Superbowl but after the threat of a lawsuit, I'm gonna write 2 for 1 during the Superb Owl.

by Captain PC February 8, 2021

Superb Owl

It seems you don't know how to spell.

When you misspell "super bowl".

text from a friend: Oh hey, did you watch the superb owl?

me: Yeah, how'd you know I was stalking an owl?

by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021

Suburbanista

A young man or woman 👠 who in spite of the fact that they live in a perfectly fine subdivision are always berating their folks for their lifestyles not being 'on fleek' enough. Usually these kids are between about 14 to 21 years old.

Here are 2 examples of a Suburbanista 1 Ariel 14 years old: "Mom could you just text me from the bottom of the driveway when. You come to pick me up from. Beneficents party? I'm 😳 embarrassed to be seen riding around in a Honda Civic! Example 2: Josh age 16 to his dad:"Dad why we gotta live in "Wooded Acres?" My friend Biff lives in ",Phuckhaven Heights". They have 2 clay tennis 🎾 courts and a black bottom pool in their backyard.Plus his dad drives 3 Bentleys! Why we gotta live in such a 'ghetto' dad? " Dad: " Someday you'll appreciate ", Wooded Acres" son!

by 4realazitgits May 4, 2021

Suburban cherry

The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.

They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021