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Strawberry Shortcake 

Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.

An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".

Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".
Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!

Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.

Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!

Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.

Strawberry Shortcake 

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake
Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

strawberry cheesecake 

the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection
yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese

Strawberry Blonde 

A word self conscious gingers use to describe their hair color.
Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."
Strawberry Blonde by LemonZest January 31, 2014

Strawberry Milkshake

While recieving a blumpkin. Pull out, finish in the woman's face, proceed to punch her in the nose, then grab her by the ears and shake violently
**Open bathroom door at Jack in the Box** Damn nigga that bitch is getttin strawberry milkshaked!! You gotta see this!

strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)
hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know
strawberry swirly by Jackroll April 22, 2006