strapthemselvestothetoiletsotheydontdriftawaymidpee

Strapping yourself to the toilet in space so you don't drift away when taking a piss or a crap.

"Great, I'm going to urinate all over the ship if I don't strapthemselvestothetoiletsotheydontdriftawaymidpee!"

by Writesomananananabana May 7, 2020

Strap

Rifle/machine gun that has a carry strap.

As in 'Gran Torino' where the gang member says "...let's get out of here... we've got the strap."

by Simon7 June 11, 2020

strapcentipede

When a woman penetrates another woman either anally or in the vagina with a strapon as she is getting penetrated by a man in her ass or vagina.

Johnny strapcentipeded those chicks when he fucked Penny in the ass as she strapon fucked Jessica in the pussy.

by Jack Nong October 31, 2020

strapeding

The act of three or more people forming a centipede like form with one man and multiple women. The man penetrates the woman while she penetrates another woman. All women must be penetrated by a strapon or the man.

Johnny was strapeding Penny and Jessica when he fucked Penny in the pussy as Penny fucked Jessica in the pussy with a strapon.

by Jack Nong October 31, 2020

straponistics

An Artistic way of imagining an essential attachment necessary to hold on to something

I never thought straponistics was real until my Arm fell off

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Strap struck

The lesbian equivalent of dickmatised.

Person 1 : I honestly think I've found the one.
Person 2: you met her two days ago. You had sex for the first time yesterday. Ya just strap struck

by Jaikai March 25, 2021

Straze

Straze means small, like really tiny, you're smaller than everyone around you in more ways than one if you know what I mean (small dick and brain)

That guy has a small brain, he's a real straze

by Henry Swanson 12 June 7, 2021