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strapthemselvestothetoiletsotheydontdriftawaymidpee

Strapping yourself to the toilet in space so you don't drift away when taking a piss or a crap.

"Great, I'm going to urinate all over the ship if I don't strapthemselvestothetoiletsotheydontdriftawaymidpee!"