Simone

This person is one of the most talented people you will ever meet. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is crazy, but very nice. She tells her self she is ugly but in reality, she is drop dead gorgeous!! She loves to hang out with her friends and meet new ones. She is such a social butterfly. If you ever get to meet a simone, keep her. She is amazing and you will not regret it.

Did you see Simone today?

by Mia_whatever November 12, 2020

Nathan Shimonov

Fag who most likely has virgin cancer. he has no life, no friends and goes to Queens school of inquiry. he sits alone in every class with no assigned seats. we all hate him he is 2 feet tall and has a dick that has to be used in a microscope to see

cheerleaders:WHO DO WE HATE
entire world: NATHAN SHIMONOV

by Defs, not ashad in 7s January 2, 2012

Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.

I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021

Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.

Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.

by Adminimum March 4, 2019

simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.

I love you Simon. From Tegan xox

by SexyTegs October 8, 2008

simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers

i am feeling very simobionic at the moment

by Peter November 26, 2004

shimoholic

A person who finds shims phisically attractive.

Usually used when refereing to shims from video games.

Laura: "Leo from Tekken 6 is hot!"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "Zac Effron is Hot!"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "Chad Michael Murray is Hot"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "Tidus from Final Fantasy X is Hot"
Claudia: "Shim"
Laura: "OMG!"
Clauda: "sh- I mean, what?"
Laura: "I think I'm a shimoholic..."
Claudia: "Now where would you get THAT from!?"
Laura: "I know, right? They're all HOT!"

by domiblue March 2, 2008