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Bulgarian standoff

When one or more groups of criminals are sent to one location by a 3rd party, usually the victim, to illuminate the intent of said criminals and display intent.
"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.
by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026
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Bulgarian standoff

When two or more groups of criminals are sent to a location, usually by the victim, to illuminate intent and motive. A setup
"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.
by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026
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Rwandan Standoff

When a sexual partner puts the barrel of handgun to the tip of a penis while providing a handjob with the other hand
Last night I took her home and she gave me and we had a Rwandan standoff
by Imsoexhaustedletmesleep March 16, 2026
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New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
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Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.
Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw
by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025
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Exican standoff

A date or party with some or all of your exes
"Hey man how was the party?" "It was great, but it was a exican standoff."
by Buddyfan4stic April 30, 2025
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Mexican Standoff

"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"
"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"
by autistic_pervert100 January 2, 2026
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