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Stanleys

Short form = Stan.

1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.

2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.

3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.

4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
Stanleys don't actually listen to rap, but are instead "hip-hop fans' " equivalent to otaku/Wapanese "Japanese culture enthusiasts" (see fanboy).

They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
by Government Cheeze May 3, 2004
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Stanley

A code word for black people.
often used to make fun of them to their face without their knowledge.
Yo, that Stanley dropped his grape kool-aid all over his infant daughter named "Shawna" thats holding the KFC!!
by NotFareedHindawi April 12, 2011
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stale donkey

unable to have an erection
a infertile person is a stale donkey
by matt February 25, 2004
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Stanley

A small dick virgin who ritualistically watches gay porn, while fingering himself. He calls other people gay to contemplate the fact he is too scared to come out. He lies about everything to make him look better than you to raise his huge ego. Stanleys are just overall gay, small dick, huge ego, virgins.
woah, that gay kid is suck a Stanley
by FeeterYeeter December 3, 2019
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Stanley

An incredibly sweet boy, however will get angry with you quite easily and will not be friends with you for weeks. After that he will go on and on about what you did. He is quite small and has long hair. He loves to gamble and will get your money willingly.
Omg he is as annoying as a stanley
by CurlyTugboat January 14, 2022
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stanley steamer

when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face
George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica
by jefforey mclongshaft May 10, 2011
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Stanley

Stanley is very gud
by Stanley is gud October 26, 2018
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