squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

Dweeb Squeeze

used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.

Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.

by fun fact September 30, 2011

Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.

I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.

by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023

Squeeze out the tuna

Slang for female masterbation.

Shannon couldn't sleep so she decided to squeeze out the tuna before bed to help her sleep.

by Anevilnoyes March 29, 2023

lolly squeeze

Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.

After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.

by Blake791 October 23, 2023

Alabama squeeze box

A sex move where 2 brothers put their sister into a box only leaving out the vagina and mouth, and fuck both holes

“We should give lil sis a good ol Alabama Squeeze Box”

by a_normal_vagabond November 9, 2023