AK Spray

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.

"Why's Laura washing her face?"

"Because Bob AK Sprayed her a few minutes ago."

by TransMayernik April 23, 2005

Sperry

Most likely a fish or some type of limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water.

Guy 1: "Hey there's sperry."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a fish."

by appledrink October 18, 2011

Spray and Pray

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.

Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!

by pisscakes April 21, 2011

sorry sack of fuck

one who isn't worth a damn.

girl 1: Have you gotten your child support?
girl 2: girl naw that sorry sack of fuck doesn't even have a job.

by vais4lovers March 15, 2010

spray more get more

to use lynx deodorant

said! flex me a euro fo' sum spray more get more, me pits smell like bigfoots dick bruv!!

by Jason Lee Webster June 1, 2006

Sorry Bus

Bus that is not in service and displays "Sorry Out Of Service" on its destination sign.

Dammit, I've been waiting 25 minutes and the only ones that have gone by are Sorry Buses.

by TTZork January 8, 2008

Sporry

Meaning sorry but with a fun 'p' added in.

Sporry Zoe. And yes, I noticed I mispelled sorry, went to correct it, then decided I liked sporry better.

by CrazyAxer September 2, 2009