wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

two point spread

vulva

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.

by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023

community spread

the spread of a contagious disease to individuals in a particular geographic location who have no known contact with other infected individuals or who have not recently traveled to an area where the disease has any documented cases

We have evidence that their is community spread of this virus that’s why we are taking in all acts in order to prevent it from spreading even further

by 1Shot Duke May 8, 2020

Unevenly Spread

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.

‘Belle is a unevenly spread’
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

spreading the bull

Trying to profit from

He was spreading the bull to show how tough he was

by Bernikins October 21, 2025