spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

spreadsheet simulator

Derogatory term for the grand strategy genre of video games. These games require a significant amount of resource management that boils down to maintaining a macro economy through numbers alone. Spreadsheet simulator can also refer to another kind of strategy game such as an RTS or 4X game as long as resource management is integral to the gameplay.

For fuck's sake, all of the Paradox Interactive games are spreadsheet simulators!

by my name is not billy December 29, 2020

jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.

that girl is such a jetter spreader...

by navyed06 June 18, 2007

Super Spreader Bowl

The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.

"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"

Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.

by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020

thirteen letter shit spreader

CB Slang for an International truck

-Skunk Gizzard: Breaker. Breaker. This is the Skunk Gizzard calling out for anyone descending from the heavens of Big Snowy Creek (Road); Come back.
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

leg spreading 101

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.

My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."

by the Walt February 20, 2005

Spradlin

Spradlin is of Irish decent. Also in greek it means the "healer". Generally, it just means awsome.

Ayre ya going to pub laddy? Yea, but we should hurry, Spradlin is there dreekin all the green beer.

by bigdaddyspradlin July 1, 2008