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butthole slurpy

A drink that tastes horibly bad.
Say you go to the bar and order a drink special thats on sale, when you get it you think that it is the worst thing that you have ever drank. You then look at the bar tender and say "WOW this taste like butthole slurpy" the bar tender will most likely remember what you had if you want a "butthole slurpy" latter!
by Matt & Chris November 17, 2005
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Spurt N Slurp

Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
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slurp

To upload or download data, usually at a high rate of speed. Often used in slang to refer to illicitly gathering data -- that is, theft of somebody else's private data, trade secrets, etc.
I downloaded a new app, and it slurped all my data to some site in Outer Mongolia. Now some hacker knows my birthday, Social Security number and all my credit cards.
by s%mebody October 4, 2011
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slurpee

inserting a popsicle into the woman's vagina and allowing it to melt, you proceed to slurp it out.
Rob gave Brittany a grape slurpee last night and now he has purple lips.
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dna slurpy

The liquid of delight that a female slurps from the male genitalia during the act, commonly referred to as "Giving Head"
I gave her a DNA slurpy!
by Dr. Schmegma May 14, 2003
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shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!
Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee
by T-$$$$$$$$$$$ February 18, 2008
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Splumpkin

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin
by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005
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