No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

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shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.

I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.

by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019

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Spring Splash

Dated the Saturday two weeks before finals week of the spring semester, Spring Splash is the biggest drinking event of the year for students at University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. Alcohol flows like Niagara Falls and the freshman are easier to spot than the sun.

I’m gonna wake up at 8am and drink until I pass out on Spring Splash.

by UWW Lore April 28, 2022

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splash can

The trashcan you place your post orgasm tissues in.

After an intense session of pleasure, I put my wet, sticky tissues in my "splash can".

by Bikibu July 28, 2014

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dread-splash

When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.

As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.

by CO_Eric November 21, 2007

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