Sonic

the incarnation of 90's, he go fast and eats chili dogs, and he also got regressing game quality.
also known as mario's former enemy. you can use his regressing game quality to your advantage as a comeback, though.
IF somebody knows about it.

guy 1: dude you suck
guy 2: kinda lookin' like the sonic franchise but you say I suck, ok

guy 1: i miss my wife.
guy 2: she went with sonic 06's good ratings i think you'll find her there

by cloaky February 16, 2022

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Sonic Forces

Join the Resistance!

"Sonic, help me!" --- wait, tails, you defeated Chaos in Sonic Adventure, remember? Why are you crying over chaos 0? What's wrong with you?

Why is classic sonic now from another dimension and not from another timeline?

Why is Chaos advertised if we never fight him? Why is shadow evil now and advertised but we never fight him? What happened to Infinite at the end of the story? What happened to Eggman after the egg nega 3.0 exploded? Did... eggman just die? Guys I think he died

Why is Omega repaired? Who repaired Omega? What is this story? lmao, it's like someone tried to write a bad fanfic

Together we can show the world what we can do, me next to you and you next to me, pushing on through till the battle's won, nobody's gonna give a thing to us, when we run together with put on trust, standing united, after the battle's won.

Play Sonic Forces now! Or don't. The choice is yours!

Another person: Bro... Sonic Forces? Really? Come on... only kids play that! Man, you got to play Sonic Unleashed instead.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

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Sonic the Rock

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.

That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.

by guacamole peen April 29, 2019

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