sonic

a fast idiot that is blue and spikey

hey look at that sonic overthere

by December 17, 2020

sonic

sonic is a hedgehog that runs fast, for his witchcraft he was burned at the stake, when he survived he was crucified,after he survived that he was hung and finally, killed many people celebrate his death on the 4th Thursday of November commonly referred to as Thanksgiving.

Johnny: This year I am thankful for-

Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!

Johnny: wha-?

random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)

Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!

by wigger451 February 10, 2023

sonic

hesh

wow ur hair looks like sonics

translation: wow ur hair looks like hesh's

by dandy likes waffles April 14, 2020

Sonic

Sonic is cool he is a Hedgehog he is fast and blue

Sonic is my fav!

by Grayer biy2 June 5, 2022

Sonic

SEGA hedgehog guy

Hey looks it’s Sani- I mean Sonic the Hedgehog!

by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022

Sonic

THE BEST SPEEDY HEDGEHOG YOU'LL EVER SEE! IS BETTER THAN MARIO

Friend- Mario is better than Sonic.

Me- Throws nukes at friend

by ndfvldabvsehfbusdfubvr February 10, 2023

Sonic

Imagine mario, but his games were shit,

Guy 1: Hey! do you like sonic?
Guy 2: Nah, sonic's games are shit. I much rather play mario.

by lugithewriter September 27, 2021