Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.

I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.

by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016

A sieger

When you put your bell end inside a vagina but she refuses afterwards.

I had a sieger last night.

by Aightmaster May 2, 2017

Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.

The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...

by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018

Noam siegaaal

Third party spammer

Noam siegaaal is even possible for you to not third party spam.

by divstheyounglad December 31, 2018

Erin Sieg

Sweet but very short with a temper and very loving

Did you see Erin sieg lose her temper it’s like an angry elf!

by Lil girll October 1, 2020

Lauren Siegel

At first glance, someone with the name Lauren Siegel is is seemingly a disgusting, foul, ruthless creature. However, if you get to know her, you realize she is even more disgusting and putrid as you recollected from your first impression. I mean, Jesus...that's one large and obese female. She also is bad at chess supposedly.

"Hey George did you see Lauren Siegel yesterday? I heard she was back at it again rummaging through the trash for food."

by Gcutr75, the man October 16, 2020

Capitol Siege

A very dangerous sex position involving tear gas, broken glass, and Molotov cocktails.

“Bro, I just ran a Capitol Siege on her ass.”

by alf33613 January 7, 2021