A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.
Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.
by Snuffleupagus muck stick March 4, 2012
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Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.
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Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.
Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”
Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”
*puts on quran for sleep*
*Wakes up*
Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”
*Opens door”
Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“
*slams door*
Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”
*puts on quran for sleep*
*Wakes up*
Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”
*Opens door”
Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“
*slams door*
by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022
Get the Quran for Sleeping mug.Wow Aamir, you are awesome for making up something so efficient. Sexting is like my favorite thing everrr!
by young perv May 29, 2011
Get the sexting mug.When people unknowingly support or do things that they claim are against at its core with little to no consequences as their version of the value is deemed as good by the establishment and mainstream culture. Severe hypocrisy that they often share with others as a group, by actually promoting what they are against in i new package. People who sleep in Hitlers bed also believe they are morally superior than those who do not hold their value, even if the core value is the same. These people who sleep in Hitler's bed do not believe in the concept of "two wrong doesn't make one right", but see revenge by going down to the same level as their perceived enemies are on, and act just like them if not worse. People who sleep in Hitler's bed are often (but not always) politically correct.
TL;DR: People, often as a group, are doing the exact evil deeds that they deem as horrible, if their perceived enemy does them. But completely fine when they do the exact same thing, but from a socially acceptable and politically correct point of view.
Example 1: Women who think misogyny is the worst thing in the world, while simultaneously themselves being a misandrists towards men. And act exactly like the misogynists they clam to be against.
Example 2: People who claim to be tolerant but then want to silence anyone who disagrees with them.
Example 3: Being anti-racist but still see people with a different skin color as less of a human being in sertain situations.
TL;DR: People, often as a group, are doing the exact evil deeds that they deem as horrible, if their perceived enemy does them. But completely fine when they do the exact same thing, but from a socially acceptable and politically correct point of view.
Example 1: Women who think misogyny is the worst thing in the world, while simultaneously themselves being a misandrists towards men. And act exactly like the misogynists they clam to be against.
Example 2: People who claim to be tolerant but then want to silence anyone who disagrees with them.
Example 3: Being anti-racist but still see people with a different skin color as less of a human being in sertain situations.
Guy one: Did you see Rebecca's, Ashley's and Sarah's outbursts? They are pissed that they can't get a date from Tinder, any of them, and says that all men on that site are incels who hate women and can't treat a woman with the respect she deserves.
Guy two: Yeah, they don't seem to realise that if they were all guys, and had their view on men, but towards women instead. They would all be the textbook definition of an incel themselves. They are sleeping in Hitler's bed.
Guy two: Yeah, they don't seem to realise that if they were all guys, and had their view on men, but towards women instead. They would all be the textbook definition of an incel themselves. They are sleeping in Hitler's bed.
by Ex-hyperian April 17, 2022
Get the Sleeping in Hitler's bed mug.Having sexual intercourse with someone while sexting them. Generally used in quickie situations and in t9 mode. Used mainly by college kids before, during and after finals week. As well as at partys, social functions, concerts, supermarkets, spur of the moment trips, and other extraneous activity's that involve fun and unique positions. Also mainly done on the Verizon network due to the constant commercial advertisements that exploit curiosity and expand the mind of sexual awareness.
Random guy: So yea me and my girl last night where ultra sexting.
Random guys friend: Well did you atleast capitalize and abbreviate?
Random guy: Hell yeah, but we had to do it in t9 though cause it was a quickie. :(
Random guys friend: Well did you atleast capitalize and abbreviate?
Random guy: Hell yeah, but we had to do it in t9 though cause it was a quickie. :(
by DudeKidMANBEARPIG? May 23, 2010
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I don't remember the rest of the movie but I do remember waking up in my West Virginia sleeping bag, ugh.
by julimonster October 26, 2009
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