slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !

i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !

by michael foolsley March 16, 2024

Slabbed

When a tornado destroys a structure and all is left is a cement slab

The May 20th, 2013 Moore, Oklahoma EF-5 tornado slabbed a well built home.

by DirtyTreeRat March 27, 2024

slabby

slang for a dab pen or cart.

"yo you got a slabby on you bro"

by coghaw420 April 3, 2024

Slab

A heinously good dessert pastry made by taking two slabs of pie crust and both FILLING AND SPREADING Nutella on/inside it. Can also have other things added to the Nutella, like jam or other spreads. Baked like a pie and served piping hot… your metabolism will put a gun to your head but it’s worth it…

Murray is the only person I know who puts pineapple in slab. In other regards, Murray is no longer allowed in my home due to food-crimes…

by Nomoresaxaphonepositions May 3, 2024

Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.

He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

Slaks

When you lose your wallet while taking a phantom shit and cooking shit ass fried rice at the same time.

Henry: Dude I lose my wallet while I was in the bathroom trying to push out a dump for 40 minutes because of some ass fried rice I made earlier today.

John: Damn you really pulled a slaks today, you fucking loser.

by blazeninja123 March 8, 2026

Slabber

Someone who owns a slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his black ass?

by Super awesome spongetard October 18, 2024