skeet sheet

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.

I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

Booty Skeet

Male semen that is forcefully ejaculated on a female's booty while engaging in sexual activity.

Dude, dat girl was great in bed....when I left her house she had my booty skeet all over dat ass.

by Whooty wrangler September 11, 2012

sheet skeet

The art of ejaculating in an unsuspecting target's bed sheets.

1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.

2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.

by Browniebaby October 25, 2006

Pussy skeet

It is was it sounds like; pussy juice; cum; discharge

That bitch got pussy skeet all over my face and now I have AIDS!

by Assphatamy69 August 26, 2013

Skeet Skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate and it fly's sideways

Cheznie was getting railed by the dog when the dog skeet skunteeted.

by night Cricket December 1, 2020

Chicken Skeet

Some sort of nasty fluid -- anything gross

"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."

by AxZella June 19, 2008

skeet slopes

the breasts of woman used as a location to drop skeet

Check out the skeet slopes on that girl! They must be fake.

by D August 26, 2004