exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020

stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us

"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband

by loyalkale December 3, 2020

Forever sippin’

Hardest out no 🧢 when they roll up it’s straight pressure in they drank all the bitches love sippin on these boys dick🥂

Forever sippin’ is the hardest truck group out no doubt about it we on top

by Fs da gang February 14, 2021

Nerd Skipping

Skipping a class for the purpose of doing work for another class.

The lonely kid was nerd skipping his anthropology class to study for his science test.

by S0mething rand0m March 3, 2021

friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021