Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.

by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

by theFlavs November 10, 2012

Simon "bunny" webster

Means going from placid to showing signs of aggression.

That bunny got teeth.

by hodmaster September 28, 2004

simon fraiser university

It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?

Oh hey that schools Simon Fraiser University right?

by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018

Simon Walters

The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.

Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.

by alphashed December 6, 2018

Simone

Simone is the most funniest girl you will probably ever meet!! she’s super sweet and will do anything for her friends, you thinks she’s a bitch at first but once you get to know her you love her. a gorgeous smile, long pretty brown hair and the best personality ever!!

Guy1: yo dude, i just met a girl she was so nice

Guy2: she must be a simone.

by unknown4305 December 8, 2019

Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.

Nolan Simmons is so dumb

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019