ashlee simpson

A Milli-Vanilli for the next generation, Ashlee Simpson is merely capitalizing on the success of her beautiful, older sister. We know she can't sing, we know she can't act, so why is she still a star? Also, her black hair looks so bad...

Ashlee Simpson is the epitome of a poseur

by Petite Soeur July 16, 2008

jessica simpson

A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good!

Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"

John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"

Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)

by Matt Leinart July 19, 2006

jessica simpson

Probably the hottest fucking chick in the world. She is hot all day even without makeup. Nick is probably the luckiest guy out there. He gets to hit that ass anytime he wants. Hell Yeah.

Kid 1 "Jessica Simpson is so hot!"
Kid 2 "Yeah I know I would fuck that shit all nite long."

by PENIS WRINKLE May 9, 2005

Marge Simpson

somewhat of a cartoon milf very hot I guess.

damn marge simpson has a gay laugh

by Patrick Dron November 30, 2003

Simpstress

A simpstress is a woman who appeals to simps in attempts for money, fame, or attention.

Guy 1: Allinity is a simpstress.

Guy 2: Total simpstress.

by JTK42 April 28, 2020

The Simpsonian Institution

A bright yellow, spiky-roofed museum on the Mall in Washington, celebrating the Lisa Simpson Presidency. As pre-cognitively laid out in the March 19, 2000 episode, 'Bart to the Future', Lisa has been elected and has moved into the Oval Office to clean up the mess left by President Trump.

On her lunch break, Jane would wander over to the Simpsonian Institution, dreaming of a country under President Lisa, with clean air and water, kindness to all people and animals, the return of ethics and honesty to government, and Mr. Burns in prison.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

lisa simpson

Adj.Smart Ass or nerd.

Nerd:5x45of 56 divided by the hologram of personification during 360 degrees of farenheit....
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON

by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006