simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything

Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.

by dannyflorida March 11, 2013

Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.

"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."

by hustlersss October 13, 2013

simar

a beautiful, caring, open, and loving person. you’ll love her! she might be broken on the inside but doesn’t let anyone see. connects with one person and will love then off. super funny and outgoing once u get to REALLY know her.

jake: yo, it must be so great to have a girl like simar in your life
tyson: yea, she’s perfect, i’m so greatful

by yaboihhhhh October 27, 2019

simp

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in gain favor with that person.

Friend~bro stop simping over her
Me~hoes before bros ;)

by XxZoexX August 2, 2020

Simpette

female simp

Simpette: A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."

by SorrySally April 5, 2020

Hat Simulator

An insult or inside joke used to describe Valve's Team Fortress 2 (a First Person Shooter PC game that is free to play) because of it's abundance of cosmetics (hats specifically).

Person 1"Check out my awesome hat!"
Person 2"Mine is way better! It is unusual and costs fifty keys!"
Person 3"This is why this game is dubbed Hat Simulator"

tf2

by Dynamodeus March 6, 2016

simaris

A big pushy cephalon that demands you: the hunter, to seek and perform synthesis on specific targets around the solar system to obtain standing in order to purchase specific items. He will also provide you with the option to do something called a sanctuary onslaught which is a series of battles against targets whom have been synthesised done to improve the sanctuary's knowledge on said targets.

simaris wants me to perform synthesis on a corrupted heavy gunner

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018