poopy shower

The art of pooping, then subsequently taking a shower

Man that papa johns was good, time for a poopy shower.

by Pibbandtitos October 20, 2021

subway shower

When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.

- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.

by iammcbain June 11, 2022

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

Miller Lite Shower

When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.

"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."

"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."

by tariqazeez January 11, 2010

rock star shower

the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.

"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."

by iamriceboy November 19, 2011

False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

tub ferret /shower weasel

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.

As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.

by chief22 September 25, 2014