Septic Shock

When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.

Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.

by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023

electric shock

when she sucking dat dick too good you start to do the electric shock

Nigga 1 : ayo shawt gave me the electric shock last night

Nigga 2 : what you mean bro

Nigga 1 : bro she sucked my dick so good last might I was shaking

Nigga 2 : damn bro I wish my shawt did that
Nigga 1 : ask her for the electric shock

by johnnytest9 April 30, 2019

Cum Shock

The act of dying whilst masturbating

My grandad died from Cum Shock

by CUMMET April 25, 2022

shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Shock or Shot

A drinking game where basic trivia if incorrect is punished by a shot or a shock from a dog collar.

Charlie you wanna play shock or shot

Nah man I got black out and ended up tazsing my self into unconsciousness

by I'm not THAT racist March 25, 2022

Shock junkie

Someone who gets a kick out of shocking others through their own actions.

He wore a profane shirt in public to get a reaction out of strangers because he’s a shock junkie

by 333rd October 22, 2023

Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013