Shmackle

Shmackle. The word to describe'sthe skin that houses testicles. otherwise known as "ball sack".

DONALD T: hey Taylor, wanna hold my Shmackle?

Taylor S: I won't tell if you dont.

by YNotlinda March 31, 2020

Schmuck

Idiot basically

Albie is a schmuck

by Elvi14 April 5, 2020

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

shmack

suburban kids who think they're ghetto use this when they want to suck a dick or hit a juul

yeah bro im a faggot lemme shmack your dick

by burned water May 13, 2020

Shmickledorf

Monetary value. One Shmickledorf is worth 20 US dollars. It’s a common currency in the land of Dorfinshmutz.

Guy 1: How much are you willing to spend?

Guy 2: No more than one shmickledorf.

by Dorfinite May 25, 2020

shmeck

a. thing that is in perfect. condition or really cool

those are shmeck shoes

by ninjadounuts September 16, 2020

shmacked

to be fucked good

damn nigga i was just shmacked by that bitch right there

by roach man September 18, 2020