Wank-Shake

A Wank-Shake is a filthy prank played by mcdonald's employees on innocent customers, who purchase any variety of milkshake, from a drive thru. to do this male employees will wack off into your milkshake thus creating a Wank-Shake. The symptoms of obtaining a Wank-Shake are: extra saltyness, your straw becoming blocked due to chilled spunk, stickyness after drinking milkshake and most of all, circular swirls of cream/white in your milkshake, due to a cheap attempt to cover it up.

Customer: "excuse me sir, i didn't want vanilla swirl in my milkshake!!"
Employee: "noo mate thats no vanilla!!!, (sniggers to others).

Larry: "did you sort that posh twat in the mercedes a Wank-Shake".

Barry: "ov'coarse mate, a nice steamy one, Wank my cock!! haha!!!!"..

Larry: "Lerious-character!!! hahaha!!".

by k-k-KenZi July 18, 2007

Panamanian Shakedown

After a blowjob, before she can spit, take your hands and cover her mouth and grab the back of her head and shake until she swallows.

She tried to snowball me, but i gave her a Panamanian Shakedown instead.

by NFO Hijinx October 7, 2010

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

by Neil G. February 9, 2007

shake the tail

When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.

"Hey, what took you so long?"

"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"

by TheMuzz March 21, 2017

wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

by eggz09 March 4, 2012

houston shake

When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.

I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.

by Charlie Sheppard January 23, 2006

Shamrock Shake

A special someone, who is a thicc chunky boy. With thicc calves.

shamrock shake

by Mcdonald’s menu April 23, 2019