shag ache

A term used for a man or woman who you want to have sex with but who you find annoying!
'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'
by JlD82 February 11, 2016
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shag face

The face a boy/man makes when he is shagging his girlfriend. This can range from a straight face to a frown.
"So girl tell me about when you shagged him"
"It was so good but be kept frowning at me"
"Awww don't worry about that girl, it'll just be his shag face"
by bananacake01 March 27, 2016
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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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Shag cunt

A vagina that has housed so many dicks is is lose and looks like a shag carpet. Basically calling them a whore
Wow Chris you fucked Peyton? You're a shag cunt
by OxfordSixtyNiner January 28, 2017
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Outlet Shag

An individual who is otherwise extremely physically attractive although may have one or a few minor eccentricities, such as boz-eyes or a slight lisp. Therefore, it is likely that they could be somewhat humbler than their "equilateral" counterparts, as they have probably only just attained their sexual prime later on in life, and as a result are less bitchy or temperamental. The lessened emotional strain is sort of like a discount or an outlet price, only with one's sexuality instead of something like a merino wool sweater.
Cameron Dante's Inferno:Wow, X from finance is so hot. Xe has a bit of a wonky eye that always spins 270 degrees when they sneeze, but that's okay because xe is so fine.

Margaret Chow: A bit out an outlet shag am I right?
by Shona Willie November 27, 2017
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Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:
"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "
by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009
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lemme shag

to let someone hit or let someone smash.
HIM: lemme shag

HER: what does that mean?

HIM: lemme hit.
HER: absolutely not! (blocked)
by kdotgzz May 26, 2024
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