Secret Minger

a term given to men or women who use internet social networking sites to score dates with unsuspecting victims via the use of the one decent photograph that has ever been taken of them. This picture usually see's them sporting a pair of sunglasses, standing in a picture with their much hotter friends and not specifying which one they are, or a picture taken from a strange angle.

"I clicked on his 'more pics' and it suddenly became clear to me he was a secret minger.........i was going to fuck him as well!"

by SSSofficial December 1, 2009

border security

Aka:Border insecurity
Prime time show on Australian television repeatedly ranking on the top of popularity charts which pretty much sums up Australian mentality: content as follows - bunch of insecure power trip ridden knobs interrogating incoming tourists,refugees,Kiwis in a way suited for the camera and satisfaction of narrow minded 'Aussie' public.To understand this definition fully one must see show in question for oneself.It makes Schindler list look like easy night relax movie.

Melbourne airport,Border security base of operation
Me: hello.
custom officer: empty your bag and wallet for search of illegall immigrants.

Me: it`s just a backpack i don`t understa...

custoom officer: you are under arrest now you`ll be now transfered to a detention centre(read:concentration camp) where you spend at least 3 years without any chance of getting legal help.

by czech boy Jiri March 13, 2008

Hospital Security

This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life

Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.

by Paul Blart(Hospital Cop) January 25, 2009

chamber of secrets

An act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. Ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. The remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.

Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.

After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.

by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007

Secret box

A term used when describing one's punani that is hidden or unknown to the general public and is unable to be located. This box may be hidden due to the presence of extensive pubic hair or due to an extreme form of genital fungus.

"I tried to hit up that box to get my freak on but it was hidden behind a jungle of pubes. It sure was a secret box!"

"Secret box, no secret box!"

by CockBlocker May 30, 2004

security officer

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.

Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.

by Tactical Tubba January 17, 2017

secret language

a code used between friends to talk about people without letting other people understand. if someone decides to reveal the secret language, it dies and becomes a public language.

Person A: dude, did you hear that spoon and tomato are going out?
Person B: eww, they'll break up soon.
Person C: Im confused. please explain your secret language.
Person A: you cant know it. thats the point.

by chelchelchelchelchel July 29, 2012