Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018

Screen warrior

A person who talks mad shit online, but can’t do anything in person

Jimmy: Man all this kid can do is talk shit in Instagram group chats
James: he’s a fucking screen warrior isn’t he...

by Surreytings March 3, 2019

screech'nt

the opposite of screech

Like a whisper

a man whispering: hi its me man who whispers
man2: you are doing screech'nt

by Masskedd June 3, 2019

screen shame

To shame someone for using a smartphone in a social situation where it is rude to do so.

There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.

by humanifold March 27, 2019

Screeking

“I’m...screeking”
-Garrett Watts
(Also can be spelled as Skreeking)

A mix of the words screaming and freaking out

Can be used to replace:”I- Eye- Omg- BSKSVDKVSKSVAKAV(key board smash),etc.”

*favourite artist drops a new album* “yA’lL, i’M sCrEeKiNg-“

by QuinnCowie November 17, 2019

Screenlynch

A portmanteau of screenshotting and lynching, screenlynching is the taking of a screenshot from a internet group with a small or private audience and reposting said screenshot without the appropriate background context in another internet group, for the purposes of getting the screenlynched person criticized or flamed.

Mary screenlynched Jack by posting a screenshot of his Facebook comment ("I like children"), originally made in a "Involved Dads" group, in a rabidly anti-pedophilia group.

by LeFire December 3, 2019

SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit out your computer

by PegaASUS December 10, 2019